Foyer
Enter through the luxuriously-wide honey oak door, wide enough for a team to wheel a bed through. Unburden youself in the curtained and privacy-controlled foyer. Refresh youself at the sink.
Charming door hardware allows elbows-only operation. Foyer contains the thermostat and the servant-call (and cancel) buttons. Look up to see the postive-pressure air handler
Library
Just off the Foyer is the Library.
Chrome plated shelves keep your library close at hand. Perfect library for your busy blogging lifestyle. Convenent bin storage breathes new life (and sealed medical supplies) into this new-concept library for our post-print world, giving the look of an educated person's library without the guilt of feeling like you need to read books.
Dining Area
In this open plan apartment, your dining area is just steps away from your Library. (Note that for the open house, we'll re-stage this photo with better tablewear) Owner will consider separately selling or leasing the Mid-Century Modern crome infusion stand with upgraded triple pumps.
Sleeping and Changing Area
A fully-adjustable, easily sanitizable bed awaits in your sleeping area, just steps from the library and dining and offering easy access to the kitchen and master bath. Handsome honey oak built-ins powerfully evoke nostalgia for the late 1980s and early 1990s.
Nurse Cave
Escape to the nurse cave to relax! A unique experience entering blood pressure, recent medications, chemo adminstrations, and urine output. Serves as a hub for all your care activities!
Efficiency Kitchen
Enter the cozy kitchen area with the confidence that you actually hate to cook and the only thing you can make is a room service order.
Fridge stores only single serve waters and tiny packets of Wegman's Wasabi Sauce that you've saved from past sushi orders. Requires virtually no cleanup because all your food arrives and leaves by tray anyway.
Imagine indulging your inner environmentalist knowing that you can sort your garbage 4 ways: Trash (grey), Plastic Recycling (pink), Biohazard (red, lower left), and Sharps (left wall)
Master Bath
Your key to independent living, this marvel of space efficiency has premium built-ins like a dual-roll, high-capacity toilet paper dispenser (left) and a servant-call intercom panel (right). Not quite a built-in bidet, the long, chrome central arm on the toilet is actually a down-facing bowl washer, not an up facing you-washer.
Office
Dramatic city views from the panorama window overlook the Winsor School, with the Riverway of the Emerald Necklace and Longwood D-Line Station just beyond. Free hospital WiFi only requires cumbersome re-login about every 2 hours. Svelte guests can perch on the long Corian-topped window ledge.
6 comments:
all of this is yours??
Yes! Either very low white counts or either kind of stem cell transplant will earn a patient like me a spot in a private room for the duration (for me about 21 days)
Every 2 hours!? That's just wrong.
What's the difference between patient food and impatient food? I think the reading chair looks like a the Captain's chair from Star Trek with a color choice clearly meant to hide stains. Did I miss something about the lighting choices? Sounds a solid paragraph is on that is warranted (not to mention the ambient sounds that accompany all that luxury)
Good point on the lighting choices. I have the choice between updated dramatic downlighting, strong, useful, and efficient fluorescents in the library, and convenient controls on my patient remote.
Love it!!!
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