Just updating the list of birds I'm resolved to describe at some point
Recently Identified:
- Intravenous Tick Bird (Symbiote. Rides on the arms of larger mammals, removing blood suckers)
- Infusion Pump (whose calls of alarm echo through the forest at night, at just the right frequency to be heard by patients but ignored by nurses. The calls seem to say Bob-O-Link or Air-in-Line)
- Long-Necked Showy Monitor Multi-hued and with a seemly-endless 99 channels of communication, patients seem entertained to watch for hours at a time)
- Halyard's Silver Nitrile (unlike the individual Halyard's Purple Nitriles, the Silver nests in colonies of Small, Medium, & Large)
- Screen-faced Bower Bird (discoverd that the Velcro-Collared Constrictors / Dial Faced Bowers tend to be wall mounted, and all the migratory / five-footed bower birds are screen-faced these days)
- Chrome-Billed Platypus. Amphibian found in aquatic environments. Red-ringed male and Blue-ringed female nest on either side of hospital sinks.
Birds identified early on that are still to be covered in future editions:
- Variably Billed Oncologist
- Migratory Nurse
- Great White Commotion
- Five Footed Stool
- Chrome Plated Stand
- Tube Tailed Saline
- Alcohol Swab
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